I went to the hairdressers the other day. She asked me how I would like my hair cut and I replied, "In complete silence!"
前几天我去了理发店，那个理发师问我想要怎么剪头发。
我说：“闭着嘴剪。”
——cupidfuckingstunt
It's amazing how Morgan Freeman can go from being one of the most respected actors on the planet to being just another ordinary nigger in a matter of hours.
令人吃惊的是，仅仅几个小时过去，摩根·弗里曼就从一名备受世人尊敬的演员变成了一个普通的黑鬼。
——KIMJONGTRUMP
I was at a restaurant last tonight and I thought I saw a family praying at the table.
It turned out they were only texting.
昨晚我在一家餐馆里看到一家人，我还以为他们是在餐桌上祈祷。
原来他们只是在发信息。
——cupidfuckingstunt
德国国旗的含义
@D4VINCI: 幽默，还是有的。就是冷得刺骨。
儿童设施
Starting porn videos with 5 seconds of music is the best way to remind you that your volume is turned up
以五秒钟的音乐作为色情片的开头是提醒你调整音量的最好方法。
——__Odelay__
If you think about it, encouraging or pressuring children to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day in school is really eerie.
仔细想想，鼓励、迫使孩子们每天在学校宣读《效忠誓词》其实还挺可怕的。
——CommentToBeDeleted
Humans are a really good example of how dangerous an invasive species is for the local environment
人类就是入侵物种会对环境产生巨大破坏的最好例子。
——pedzk
翻译：荒野／编辑：欣圆／监督：诺北